It gets worse before it gets better

I'm in even more pain today than I was yesterday. It's such a cruel paradox that muscle pain is the worst two days after the offending exercise has taken place. I feel like I've been beaten about the chest and shoulders with a wooden cane. I walk like I left the hanger in the front of my shirt. Who knew I had muscles around my collar bone? Who knew they had the power to freeze my entire upper body. Curse whoever invented barbells!

On the bright side, I bet if someone proposed a robot dance contest, I'd win hands down. Come on, everybody! Get down like it's 1984!

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